A Stiff One...

My handyman has been trying to get into me since I first employed him. His latest rouse was to give me a massage and inadvertently get a hard on. I know his CV says he had done a massage course and qualified but I think it was a load of shite. Anyway, he started massaging me. I must have had a lot of tension in my tits and nipples as he headed straight there. Funny that as I wasn't aware of any problem. He was desperate to give me a good coating in cream.....